You swore me safe conduct.

"I did, but my dragons made no promises. And you threatened their mother.”

(via aphrodisyseashell)

Lady Gaga and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Sin City: A Dame to Kill For.

(Source: arrtpop, via internationalgaga)

paintdeath:

Backstage @ Helen Lawrence Fall/Winter 2014

paintdeath:

Backstage @ Helen Lawrence Fall/Winter 2014

(via bardotwitches)

me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY